Have you ever used a period in texting? If you have then you know exactly what you are doing. There is nothing like a strong ass period to really get your point across, make a bold statement or seem like a total and complete creep.

I will give two examples: The strong ass period to make a point.

I don’t remember exactly what I was talking about but I assure you I was pissed, Dammit! or Dammit 😦 implies two totally different things. This period lets you know that I am serious, I mean business and am not pleased with the situation. Try it next time you want to make a point or are mad, I swear the receiver of your text will be shaking in their boots.

Another more sensual use of the period

REALLY DOES NO ONE ELSE FEEL CREEPED OUT BY THIS. Goodnight. with that strong ass period

If Hannibal Lecter had a phone these are the kind of messages he would be sending to Clarice. Listen, she’s just trying to fall asleep after a long day of work ok Hannibal? Let Clarice sleep, she’s tired, she’s hot and she’s relived she doesn’t have to be alone with you again and no she doesn’t want to show you the roof deck at her work.

BYE